Not on CHRISTMAS!
December 1st is Christmas Decorations day, and I fancied a real Christmas tree this year so dragged this mammoth back to the house.
But that night, when I came back from the gym, the tree was lying on the floor in a very undignified position. Meanwhile, the cat was sitting nearby, making a lot of fuss and looking either traumatised or guilty.
I guess I should have bought him those cha-cha heels he was asking for.