Secret Agent Man
Here's Judy Garland (I think) in one of those great 1960s tv studio set-ups (all mobiles hanging from the ceiling) introducing Secret Agent Man Mr Johnny Rivers. If I had to sing any song, it would be this one. I really wish that pop stars would start wearing bow ties again.
Johnny isn't married at the moment (just like Elisabeth Hasslebeck I checked on the internet so it must be true). If nobody else minds, I think I'll make him my imaginary boyfriend.