U HAV2 LEAVE UK BY SUNDAY @ 2PM OR U WILL B AN ILLEGAL IMMGRNT
Migrants are going to get text messages to remind them to go home. This is up there with John Major's cones hotline. I've defended the Labour Party quite a bit over the years, but even I'm getting extremely unimpressed. I very much doubt I'll be voting Labour next time.
I guess if I was planning on staying in the country illegally, I'm sure that getting a text message would have me packing my bags and on the next plane home. Cos you know, you sometimes forget things like when you visa runs out. Could happen to anyone.
Perhaps they could expand the plan.
For teenagers: DONT AV SEX UNTIL U R 16 U MIGHT GET PREGNANT. AND DONT DRINK 2 MUCH WKD.
For single mothers: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT BITCH!
For black teenagers: DONT SHOOT YR M8S WITH GUNZ.
For gay men: DONT BAREBACK, AIDS DRUGZ COST THE NHS MONEY.
For pensioners: HURRY UP AND DIE.
For working-class people: GET OUT OF LONDON. WE HATE YOU.
For Muslims: HAND OVA YR BOMBS, DONT PUT THEM ON BUSES OK? THERE R NO 72 VIRGINS.