Speaking of which, my current guilty shame is the awful ITV1 "The Block". My favourite character is Marinella, who is destined to become every Daily Mail reader's Hate Figure because of so many reasons 1) she is an older woman going out with a younger man. 2) She has a vaguely foreign name so her parents were possibly asylum seekers 3) she works, rather than staying at home doing housework 4) she likes to go out "on the razz" a lot 5) she's lazy 6) she's devious 7) she's loud 8) she's whiny 9) she looks like a cross between uber-bitches Tracy Barlow and Karen McDonald from Coronation Street, therefore she MUST be evil.
Peter at Codeine Demons sent me the following link for a gay fizzy drink called Gay Fuel. I still haven't worked out if it's a joke or not.
I am also shocked to discover Boytaur.net. According to the site, "There's something wildly, almost primally, attractive about a guy with four legs." Hence the term boytaur. It's all part of the morphing porn craze, which is threatening to take over the internet (the moral panic starts here - if this continues then nobody with 2 legs is ever going to get any sex ever again!)