At last! You've enjoyed the tv series, memorised lines like "We're not going to be needing these in the council flat where we're going, now you've thrown your career down the bog pan" and thrilled to a cast of inarticulate, homosexually repressed, thick as custard male characters and scheming, dog-rough, slutty females. Now play the Top Trumps game of Footballers Wives. Simply print out these cards (several times if necessary), make your own pack, and play with your friends. Fantastic!